Girl, are you my Beanie Baby collection because I'd need at least five plastic containers to store you under my bed. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana)
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I don't mind being the friend everyone feels comfortable talking about shitting with, but know that I never sought it out. — shelby fero (@shelbyfero)
"Tea party" used to refer to children serving an imaginary solution to stuffing-headed friends in a make-believe world. And it still does. — God (@TheTweetOfGod)
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A fun cartoon from Pablo Stanley. In my household we have two Agnostic Atheists and two Agnostic Theists. (Via Neatorama)
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