Jews, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God. I'm like pie: Sometimes plain, and sometimes Allah mode. — Satan (@TheTweetOfGod) July 2, 2013
Sexuality is a choice. Mine. — Satan (@TheTweetOfGod) June 30, 2013
Anyone who thinks human life is sacred to Me has never read the Bible. That thing makes Tarantino look like Disney. — Satan (@TheTweetOfGod) June
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How to suck at your religion – The Oatmeal.
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