Pubes are handy in the shower as a well-positioned lather retention & distribution center. — Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) October 3, 2012
Anyone know of an establishment where you can get your snatch waxed while enjoying a nice plate of ribs? — Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) September 29,
Party Game: get drunk with your friends while all of you are wearing button fly jeans. Whoever doesn't piss their pants is the winner —
This is the kind of stunning fall day in Middle America that makes it worth not having a Thai place that delivers. — Tim Siedell
"Hey, Gin Blossoms. Look who's still going strong!" – Jealousy — Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 29, 2012
Tried to shave my shoulders with no mirror. My back looks like a dirt bike trail. — Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 29, 2012
Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman
How about a show called "Solved Mysteries" so we can sleep at night, TV? — Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 28, 2012
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One thing I love about a tech conference: everyone understands if you need to go to your hotel and tend to your introvert garden for