http://twitter.com/perlapell/statuses/257101250565386240
little known fact MLKs other dream was for someone to take him on a date to costco & eat samples all night — lauren ashley
http://twitter.com/Slashleen/statuses/255384172540092416
Just snapped my toothbrush in half. Thanks, kegels! — Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 7, 2012
Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter. — Tim
Pubes are handy in the shower as a well-positioned lather retention & distribution center. — Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) October 3, 2012
Anyone know of an establishment where you can get your snatch waxed while enjoying a nice plate of ribs? — Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) September 29,
Party Game: get drunk with your friends while all of you are wearing button fly jeans. Whoever doesn't piss their pants is the winner —
This is the kind of stunning fall day in Middle America that makes it worth not having a Thai place that delivers. — Tim Siedell
"Hey, Gin Blossoms. Look who's still going strong!" – Jealousy — Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 29, 2012