If you try to please everybody, you please nobody. So I try to please nobody. The results are the same and it’s absolutely no work.
I never make plans until I already know how I’m getting out of them. via GaryJanetti (http://twitter.com/GaryJanetti/status/237958316398084096)
I hope God likes enormous lips and huge tits because he’s gonna have a shitload coming his way in about thirty years. via GaryJanetti (http://twitter.com/GaryJanetti/status/237621615129665536)