if i could eat dinner with anyone living or dead i’d pick all dead because hahaha more food for me via sbellelauren (http://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/245598794773852160)
i know how hard it must have been for my parents to tell me there was no santa because i just had to tell my
i feel like there should be a prize for thinking about getting fast food at the end of the night but then not getting it
i bet that hamburger helper hand gives a mean 3rd base via sbellelauren (http://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/237270404249571329)
my calorie counter apparently does not recognize last nights entry of “a fuck ton of meatballs” via sbellelauren (http://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/234721437846499328)