"Hey, Gin Blossoms. Look who's still going strong!" – Jealousy — Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 29, 2012
Tried to shave my shoulders with no mirror. My back looks like a dirt bike trail. — Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 29, 2012
Imagine you know a guy named Gary, & Gary calls his car the Garymobile & insists that you do, too. What I'm saying is Batman
How about a show called "Solved Mysteries" so we can sleep at night, TV? — Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) September 28, 2012
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One thing I love about a tech conference: everyone understands if you need to go to your hotel and tend to your introvert garden for
6AM flight tomorrow. I'll get to the airport while they are still baking the fresh airplanes. — Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) September 13, 2012
The new iPhone, while larger, is still not quite large enough to fill the hole in my soul. Excellent news for Hostess Brands. — Tim
JennyJohnsonHi5: Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to puncture a Capri Sun pouch with an earthworm. Watching Hugh Hefner have
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