When I get turned on I scream “Beethoven!” because my pussy transforms into a drooling Saint Bernard. via Slashleen (http://twitter.com/Slashleen/status/237635436011479041)
I hope God likes enormous lips and huge tits because he’s gonna have a shitload coming his way in about thirty years. via GaryJanetti (http://twitter.com/GaryJanetti/status/237621615129665536)
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i bet that hamburger helper hand gives a mean 3rd base via sbellelauren (http://twitter.com/sbellelauren/status/237270404249571329)
Peter: “We’ve got to wash our balls off somehow!” Jesus: “LOOOOOL” Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: 12 disciples , after 12 , beer pong , beirut
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I’ve always been something of a “floating bone” person myself. Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: best of week , bewbs , hall of fame , knees