“He munched on my piss flaps, even though I’d been riding the cotton pony for the best part of a week. He curled a giant butt nugget on my chesticles just so he could devour it up like a bulldog eating porridge. The slamming of my oxo orifice was so vigorous, he soon found his hairy walnuts joining his long-dong silver deep in my ring piece. Inserting a gerbil into my wunder down under got me spattering flange custard faster than snot off a whip. With his thrill drill thrusting deep into my birth cannon, the sensation of his muffbuster smashing my cervix made me quake like Muhammad Ali on a tumble dryer.”
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