(I’m work in biotechnology, specialising in IVF (assisted reproduction). On my daughter’s first day in kindergarten, I receive a call from the principal. She had introduced herself to the class in an interesting fashion.)
Daughter: “Hi, I’m [name], and my daddy gets women pregnant.”
via Funny & Unusual Family Stories – Not Always Related
http://notalwaysrelated.com/from-the-mouth-of-babes-2/23302