Cringe all you want, but try to understand where he’s coming from. You see, in the North Pole, elf women are aborting all of their pregnancies, which means means that there are fewer elves to make toys for Santa. Santa Claus is a non-profit organization and can’t be expected to simply buy presents. Thus, his best option is to retire.
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