(My dad is a teacher, and works in a school in a not-so-great area. Most of the kids he teaches come from one-parent homes.)
Mum: “I don’t understand why people say that homosexuality is too hard for young children to understand.”
Dad: “Exactly! All you’ve got to tell them is that some kids have a mummy and a daddy, some kids have two mummies and some have two daddies. Whereas most of the kids I teach have a mum, two or three ‘uncles’, and dad gets out of jail in a few years.”