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(Photo Lab | Plymouth, Devon, UK)
Photo Lab | Plymouth, Devon, UK
(It’s a quiet day in the shop, so I’m busy prepping films to process. A middle-aged lady enters, so I put everything down and greet her.)
Customer: “Hello, my love; do you print photos from digital cameras?”
Me: “We do indeed! We just need your memory card or a USB cable if you have your camera with you.”
Customer: “Oh, good! I’ve brought this in; my pictures are on it.”
(She rummages around in her handbag, and finally places a small oblong of plastic on the counter.)
Me: “I’m ever so sorry, but we’re not going to be able to get your photos from that.”
Customer: “Oh, no! Why not?”
Me: “This is your battery.”