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High School | Canada
(I am in my first week of grade 10 science, when my teacher picks up a stack of pop quizzes.)
Teacher: “Okay, so every week we’ll do a quick 10-question quiz about what we’ve just covered. I used to call these ‘Quickies.’”
(Several students chuckle.)
Teacher: “… but the principal has informed me that I’m not allowed to do that any more, since it sounds sexual. So from now on, I’ll be calling them ‘Testes.’”