Author: Sean Loos

Sesame Street's The Count was kicked out of a Vegas casino. Not for counting cards, it was a hooker thing. — Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite)

you cant just bring bags of blood to the red cross. big waste of time & blood. "where did you get this," theyll say. how

First rule of chess club, do fight club's homework. — Brent (@Brentweets) May 15, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Brentweets

One thing I've learned about dating is that a buffet is a good place for the first date. She may leave you, but the food

Just the tip? Um, guys, that's the worst part. — Liana Maeby (@lianamaeby) May 15, 2014 via http://twitter.com/lianamaeby