The first rule of Illiteracy Club is no reading. That was a test, and you failed. You're failing now. You're not welcome in Illiteracy Club.
Types of Weirdos: 1. ò2. ó3. ô4. ö5. õ6. Eaux — Blind Chow (@BlindChow) February 20, 2014 via http://twitter.com/BlindChow
Part of my diet is that I take wholesome, nutritious food to work in a lunch box and then hours later I bring it home
I want to have a kid so that when another woman stops me to tell me how cute they are, I can whisper, "Can you
Why was six afraid of seven? Generations of institutionalized bigotry. — Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) August 17, 2014 via http://twitter.com/SomeChrisTweets
Finger puppets are probably the sexiest sounding toy. — desi jedeikin (@DesiJedeikin) July 26, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DesiJedeikin
Writing a pro-abstinence version called "Nifty Shades of Wait". — Tim Long (@mrtimlong) July 24, 2014 via http://twitter.com/mrtimlong
Carrot is ecxellent source of vitamins megan please come back I will act more like adult mature — Carrot Facts (@RealCarrotFacts) June 29, 2014 via
NordicTrack makes some of the finest clothes hangers in the business. — Betty F*ckin' White (@BettyFckinWhite) June 28, 2014 via http://twitter.com/BettyFckinWhite