Author: Sean Loos

I may have faked a few orgasms, but all the tears were real. — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) April 28, 2014 via http://twitter.com/shariv67

Hey, I'll be a little late tonight. The car in front of me on the interstate just started watching Frozen, so I'm following them for

How about instead of saying "kudos" you just give me a chocolate-covered granola bar. — Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin

When Prince told everyone to party like it's 1999 he probably didn't mean "Drink Mike's Hard Lemonade and dance to Third Eye Blind 'Jumper'" —

Just beautifully parallel parked a U-Haul on the first try. If that doesn't earn me my second ball back, I don't know what does. —

Frank Zappa not naming one of his kids Bug feels like a real missed opportunity — Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 27, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin