We're all just hotels for poop. — Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) March 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/mikeleffingwell
It ain't the size of the boat, baby – it's the motion of the ocean! What I'm saying is your father was killed by Hurricane
Scott Avett Tries To Sing, Just A Closer Walk (With Thee).
Craziest beard i’ve ever seen!.
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Parenting.
I always cry at weddings (there's so much free food) — Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) March 23, 2014 via http://twitter.com/KevinFarzad
At Target, alone and I've opted for a cart instead of a basket. Dark foreboding clouds slowly gather over this establishment. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March
[slams shotglass on bar] WE BUILT IT ON HARD WORK & SACRIFICE, YOU SONS-A-BITC- [friends hold me back] [Jefferson Starship decides to leave] — Don
I've already sacrificed a pizza and 4 donuts to the god of depression today. Might offer up some beers later, for he is a mighty