Dadholes.
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Which of these #WorseRealityShows will receive a rose? Watch tonight’s new @midnight to find out!
5 year old: "That's a big truck!" "It's a moving truck." "ALL TRUCKS MOVE." Why am I the one that feels like an idiot? — Brian Hope (@Brianhopecomedy)
"How'd you know to do that? Did you just Google it?" Yes. And if you know about Google, then why am I doing this for
New word: Exasterbating. Verb. Making things worse for the pleasure of it. — chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) January 21, 2014 via http://twitter.com/prattprattpratt
My 6yo just told me that the first rule of fire safety is to "Stop, Drop, and Smell the Roses." — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) January
A Day in the Life of a Kiva Robot.
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The #RomanticActionMovies Hashtag War kicked us hard right in the love button. Remember to tune in tonight and see who got Tweet of the Day!
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