Author: Sean Loos

A flock of teen boys is called a jizzsock. — Paige (@PeachCoffin) January 13, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin

Don't get too excited if I say we're soulmates I am also soulmates with meatballs and a very soft stray cat with one eye —

What if Starbucks always gets our name right and were just taking other people's cups? — kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) January 13, 2014 via http://twitter.com/kellyoxford

What,. do we want? A–manual on proper: punctuation! When/ do we want it! Now? — Jason Miller (@longwall26) January 12, 2014 via http://twitter.com/longwall26

imo mustache is the best mode of transportation — Paige (@PeachCoffin) January 12, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin

If you see someone with something in their teeth, kindly let them know by putting a head of cabbage in your mouth & saying "GUESS