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So far as I can tell, a proper funeral is 88% stories about Jesus, 12% whatever their name is who just died. — Sean (@SeanBlazed)
*steps out of clawfoot onto warm and luxuriously soft memory foam bathmat* *realizes it's a wet diaper* — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) January 9, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine
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Here’s 10 of our fave #RejectedBowlGames tweets from last night’s Hashtag War! Remember to check in tonight and see who our Tweet of the Day is!
Life, liberty, and the pursuit of affordable fashions! —Thomas Jefferson Maxx — Paige (@PeachCoffin) January 8, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin
Wood-fired with timber from the forest where my childhood babysitter was abducted? This really is a personal pizza. — Michael Dawson (@michaeljdawson) January 7, 2014
They claw at the frozen soil, burrowing deeply. In ten months, they will emerge and molt and feed. Until then, Mannheim Steamroller sleeps. — Tim
6 Castles that cost less than an apartment in NYC… – Imgur.