If you don't have a dog whistle you can just use two girls who haven't seen each other in a while saying hi. — Nic
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So Much Pun.
Actually, the correct term is a "Doritos® Persons with Mental Illness Tacos." — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) December 27, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
Bedding is probably my favorite word that means sheets as well as taking someone to the pork factory — Paige (@PeachCoffin) December 27, 2013 via
2014 will be the year I completely change my personality AND body I JUST KNOW IT (yells at a kid, eats jar of queso dip)
"I've … been … kissed on the nose by a whale." —seals omg could that happen — Paige (@PeachCoffin) December 26, 2013 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin