I just asked my 8yo to quit yelling and he said, "I'm NOT yelling. This is my voice and all my life I've been whispering.

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Thanks for playing #SexierSitcoms with us on Twitter! We’re still whimpering a little from the innocence lost, but you guys were awesome! We’ll post our Tweet of the Day soon!

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I’d like to tell you about the achievements of all of my children but I don’t have any (I’m hypoglycemic. Don’t make a big deal,
Hope You're Ready for a Half Hour of Bullshit about an Invisible Dog: A Guide to Your Child's First "Joke" — Jason Miller (@longwall26) December

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