Author: Sean Loos

I won't be shaving this November in order to raise awareness for how lazy I am. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) November 4, 2013 via http://twitter.com/badbanana

Travis has been hogging the monkey bars all year and now he's too strong for any of the teachers to do anything about it. —

Can a 2-year-old hide without pooping? — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 4, 2013 via http://twitter.com/JimGaffigan

I wish I found as much enjoyment in life as my 7-year-old son does in the word "panini". — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) November 3, 2013