Beef and salmon? For breakfast? You bet! New Purina Blenderz™ are JUST FOR KIDS. Those furry things you say are your kids. Not real kids.
Just ate the bottom powder from a box of Frosted Flakes and now I can fly over canyons. — Karen (Tozzi) (@karentozzi) October 29, 2013
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Here it is on google maps. The congregation is in Dixon, Illinois, and its slogan is “Rising Up”–surely this is some kind of incredible hoax! [via Gawker, Christian Nightmares and Dlisted]
Hey if you guys have any questions about my dental hygienists' kids, I am now up to speed in a BIG way. — Ken Jennings
A Manly Day in the Life of Nick Offerman from Funny Or Die, Nick Offerman, Owen Burke, Andy Bush, Dave Theune, Jonny Svarzbein, kevinstewart, Jack
my fantasy football team is so good they even get some baseball points even though they primarily do football — Jacy CatDracula (@ieatanddrink) October 29,