Applebee's waitress keeps asking "How are you guys hanging in here?" which feels Applebee's appropriate — shelby fero (@shelbyfero) September 21, 2013 via http://twitter.com/shelbyfero
Kids. When I was their age, I was just as lazy but over time I've subconsciously constructed a false heroic narrative about myself — Brian
Funniest thing of the day, by @daveshumka: "This new iOS icon looks an awful lot like you-know-who." http://t.co/bGWxSjALnc — Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) September 21, 2013
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