Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Later it turns it he was talking to Satan. But, it’s okay because he has gold.
Source: Comic for 2017.10.17

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: The coolest people smoke cigarettes, cigars, and pipes all at the same time. New comic!Today’s News:

Source: Dogs And Cats

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I think I might be doing this to my own kids on accident. New comic!Today’s News:

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: That number might’ve been even smaller if she didn’t stop complaining about my application of stats

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: I tried this on a seven year old and it didn’t work. I think there might
Source: Comic for 2017.09.19

Click here to go see the bonus panel! Hovertext: Alternate formulation: kids have energy but no power. Adults have power, but are tired and would