Hey hotels with 11am checkout: WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A FARMER — Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) February 15, 2014 via http://twitter.com/KenJennings
So do people who go out on weekends not have homes? — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 15, 2014 via http://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt
happy valentines day to the salsa in the back of my fridge four years strong baby ilu — lauren ashley bishop (@sbellelauren) February 14, 2014
roses are varied violets are too taxonomic classification is lost on the poets — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) February 14, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine
Child stars should learn from Shirley Temple. She never went to jail, met Dr. Drew and even has a non-alcoholic drink named after her. #RIP
We did this yoga pose in class today where you get in full lotus and then you think about how much chocolate you're gonna eat
We went to the theater at the not-so-good mall and they're showing The Mega Bloks Movie. 🙁 — Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) February 8, 2014 via
I'd totally watch that Midnight show if it were called Eight Thirty. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 8, 2014 via http://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt
When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said. — Ceej (@ceejoyner) February