Category: Twitter

This probably wasn't the clearest font to use.. pic.twitter.com/Bf3JDGADxn — Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) November 22, 2013 via http://twitter.com/rickygervais

Only specific 90s kids will remember this: You stole my pogo ball Eric. I fucking saw it in your yard with my name crossed out.

Dance like no one is watching. Run like no one is watching. Eat like no one is watching. Welcome to being a human. No one

Ma'am, we don't know who stole your idea for a perfect wedding dress but we've identified a person of pinterest. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November

Dear parents who photograph their children napping or set up dinosaur scenes while their kids are sleeping: You should be having sex. — Sarah Thyre

FUN PRANK: step 1: fill your frends locker full of ping pong balls Step 2: murder his family — Trevor Pratt (@TrevorThoughts) November 19, 2013 via

An optimist sees the glass as 1/2 full. A pessimist: 1/2 empty. An optometrist sees the glasses as 1/2 off with the purchase of a

Like a kiwi, I'm kind of sweet and fruity once you get past all the toughness and hair. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 18, 2013

Cute baby, how old is he? SHE, sorry. Didn’t see that weird tiny fake tulip attached to what appears to be one of your garters

When the selling point of your beer is that it's cold, you make bad beer. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) November 18, 2013 via http://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod