"How'd you know to do that? Did you just Google it?" Yes. And if you know about Google, then why am I doing this for
New word: Exasterbating. Verb. Making things worse for the pleasure of it. — chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) January 21, 2014 via http://twitter.com/prattprattpratt
My 6yo just told me that the first rule of fire safety is to "Stop, Drop, and Smell the Roses." — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) January
Megabats! They may look scary but they are in fact harmless to humans.. pic.twitter.com/oMbSsDiKRK — Earth Pics (@Earth_Pics) January 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Earth_Pics
Looking for that perfect "Congratulations on your baby/RIP our friendship" Hallmark card. — Nic Cage Match (@NicCageMatch) January 20, 2014 via http://twitter.com/NicCageMatch
I would've slept my way to the top years ago if it actually involved sleeping. — Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) January 20, 2014 via http://twitter.com/GloriaFallon123
Does this sound like the 3rd note of the major music scale or is it just mi — MattyTalks (@mattytalks) January 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/mattytalks
"I want a red-faced tantrum in the streets and a waterproof mattress protector in the sheets." – toddlers & conservatives — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) January
Pope Francis Chang's China Bistro — Paige (@PeachCoffin) January 18, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin