"I need a lady in a sheet who is forbidden from the streets." - Taliban dating profile — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 11, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
I just want one episode of Law & Order SVU to say, "Ma'am. We want to arrest the man who teabagged you but it's out
babe feel free to use my computer while I pretend not to be in abject terror. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 10, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
Taking a bath with someone starts off as a romantic idea that quickly turns into a soapy struggle. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 8, 2013
The Plan B pill should be chewable, because women who need them clearly don't know how to swallow. — Princess Anús (@Slashleen) November 7, 2013
I’ll bet Shaq never signs things “Love, Shaq” because the B52s pretty much ruined that for him. — Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) November 7, 2013 via
@trevso_electric what about a Yoga Moms of Trader Joe's one? — Kevin Spooner (@SupernovaShock) November 7, 2013 via http://twitter.com/SupernovaShock
I would buy a Housewives Of Whole Foods calendar in a heartbeat. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 7, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
A good way to win at board games is to poop NEXT to the board (most opponents will forfeit). Poop ON the board & you