Know why they call it a pack of smokes? Because each one is like adding 25 wolves to your image, son. — Ceej (@ceejoyner) September
I feel terrible that my son is being bullied but I can't help myself he's such a nerd. — Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) September 6, 2013
these better be gone when i wake up from my nap: http://t.co/eRmnF2M4VD — Miah St. Cyr (@MiahSaint) September 4, 2013 via http://twitter.com/MiahSaint
Yes, I'll have a cow sandwich, please. With a slice of stuff you squirt from a different cow and let sit for a while. Nothing
Scarlett Johansson is engaged. And just like that I'm fine with bombing Syria. Bomb everywhere. I don't care anymore. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 4,
1st day of school! For the 1st time in months, my wife and I can go in literally any room of the house and you-know-what!
Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry & eating all of the Fudgsicles over the course of a day so the kids
Figured out I could get all my work done easily if I start now. Gonna take a few hours to congratulate myself on that then
What kind of horseshit world do I live in where no one is cooking me bacon right now? #Struggles #Obstacles #PrincessDiana #Holocaust #Bacon — Jenny