Just make sure they give you an epidooral before the whole process starts and you’ll be fine. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: xyzpdq1 Tagged: door
And here I thought I was going to have to censor large chunks of this post! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: ride ,
It’s this kind of behavior that branded them asses to begin with! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: xyzpdq1 Tagged: donkey , chaps , literalism ,
If you look on the back side, it has your name on it and everything! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: xyzpdq1 Tagged: your , grammar
Color me surprised. Though it’s fitting that they’re purely decorative, if you ask me! – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: christmas , balls ,
I have an inkling that octopuses don’t really appreciate being tickled. Sorry Bad Joke Eel. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: question , ten
… that makes one of us, anonymous submitter. Because I certainly do not. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Unknown Tagged: replacement , innuendo , gross
What can Jamie say? He’s the hyneman that lots of different types of lady fall for. – Matty Malaprop That TOTALLY looks like something! Submitted
Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is “Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?” – Matty Malaprop
Q: Why do computer programmers tend to be insomniacs? A: They typically consume far too much java every day. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Unknown