I tend to try and keep my political opinions to myself, but I will say it’s a sherbet that I’m voting for Obama this election.
You get it? It’s a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit) Tagged: double meaning , drugs , high , highlighter
I’ve always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Torgera Tagged: double meaning , line , lines ,
Listen, I’mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. – Matty
He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that’s just me being judgmental… – Matty Malaprop Submitted by: Unknown (via Reddit) Tagged: bell