I'm at that sweet spot in life where I'm equally irritated by old people and young people. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) July 10, 2013
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"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal." – A man who owned other men. — Satan (@TheTweetOfGod) July 4,
Big Head Todd Glass And The Monsters #comedianbands — Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 3, 2013
Fine Young Hannibal Buress #comedianbands — Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) July 3, 2013
Anyone who thinks human life is sacred to Me has never read the Bible. That thing makes Tarantino look like Disney. — Satan (@TheTweetOfGod) June
Jews, Christians and Muslims all worship the same God. I'm like pie: Sometimes plain, and sometimes Allah mode. — Satan (@TheTweetOfGod) July 2, 2013
Sexuality is a choice. Mine. — Satan (@TheTweetOfGod) June 30, 2013
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Thank you to the brave tree who sacrificed its life so that I could have this giant receipt from CVS for purchasing a pack of