My costume for tonight: The Monster Who Ate All The Twix Bars And Is Now Handing Out Smarties. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) October 31, 2012
http://twitter.com/Slashleen/statuses/263365656647450624
That Mona Lisa lady seems pretty content for someone not looking at an iPhone or eating Pringles straight out of the can. — Tim Siedell
My stepdaughter told me she saw the "cutest dress" in this store called Wet Seal, I crammed a box of birth control pills down her
If you want your children to see their first cock and balls outline, take them to the 'Nutcracker' this holiday season! — Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5)
http://twitter.com/perlapell/statuses/257101250565386240
little known fact MLKs other dream was for someone to take him on a date to costco & eat samples all night — lauren ashley
http://twitter.com/Slashleen/statuses/255384172540092416
Just snapped my toothbrush in half. Thanks, kegels! — Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 7, 2012
Experts are close to classifying internet addiction as a mental illness. They just need to check one more thing. And Facebook. And Twitter. — Tim