A Porno by Wes Anderson.
I'm making my famous three alarm chili. Alarm 1: What kind of meat is this? Alarm 2: Is that a fingernail? Alarm 3: Why am I so sleepy?
When I first saw the Spanx that have a crotch opening, I thought it was for easy-access sex. Then I was like "oh yeah–peeing. I
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FAIL Blog.
George Washington vs. Shakira’s hips — Paige (@PeachCoffin) May 4, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin
Ironically, the whitest thing you can do is order the new Oprah chai tea latté at Starbucks. — John Quaintance (@John_Quaintance) May 4, 2014 via
I can't wait until the episode of Cosmos where they teach you how to drive your man wild. — Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) May 4, 2014
high-waisted jean shorts > high, wasted Gene Simmons — Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 4, 2014 via http://twitter.com/RandiLawson
Why is Flo, the Progressive Insurance agent, wearing an apron as her uniform? Doesn't want to get insurance all over her clothes? — Betty F*ckin'