Ah, the first of May. Hey, I feel like doing something outdoors – any suggestions? — Al Yankovic (@alyankovic) May 1, 2014 via http://twitter.com/alyankovic
"Girl, you put the 'tuna' in unfortunate." – a terrible pick up line — Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) May 1, 2014 via http://twitter.com/JennyJohnsonHi5

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Find out which of these #BadVacationSpots got the highest TripAdvisor rating on a new @midnight, tonight after Colbert.
Exploding sperm whale (real time & slow motion).
Guy Fieri's new cookbook is just a bunch of coupons for mayonnaise. — Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) May 1, 2014 via http://twitter.com/AlisonLeiby

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Which of these #WorseStarWars tweets’ midichlorians are off the charts? Find out on tonight’s new @midnight.

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How to Predict the Odds of Anything.