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Ate salad for dinner! Mostly croutons & tomatoes. Really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce. And cheese. I ate a pizza. —

Jesus saves. Unless He needs to switch file formats, in which case Jesus saves as. — Matthew Hunziker (@DogCitizen) April 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DogCitizen

There's no use in alphabetizing my recipes because they all begin with Ultimate — mr.akin (@dadakin) April 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/dadakin

The opposite of John Cougar Mellencamp is Hooker Wolf Beefmotel. — Paige (@PeachCoffin) April 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/PeachCoffin

The three-way light bulb is the most sexually liberated of all light bulbs. — Nicole Betz (@TomHanksIsHot) April 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/TomHanksIsHot

Jesus is like Frank Zappa: a talented, forward thinking guy with insufferable fans. — rachel lichtman (@DJRotaryRachel) April 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/DJRotaryRachel

A deer stenciled in the wall in blood, organs preserved in adorable vintage marmalade jars? Face it Sarge, the Pinterest Killer is back. — Molly