I wish I loved anything as much as ladies on ETSY love making art that looks like vaginas. — Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) January 30, 2014
My best quality? Well, I'd have to say that for a woman who loves cats I'm quite young and married. — OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 29,
It's icy & my boss said "don't kill yourself trying to make it in to work" but generally my suicidal thoughts don't start until I
Damn girl are you a puzzle with a lot of sky in it? because this is complicated and I'm bored. — The Natewolf (@thenatewolf) January

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