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New word: Exasterbating. Verb. Making things worse for the pleasure of it. — chris pratt (@prattprattpratt) January 21, 2014 via http://twitter.com/prattprattpratt
My 6yo just told me that the first rule of fire safety is to "Stop, Drop, and Smell the Roses." — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) January
A Day in the Life of a Kiva Robot.
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The #RomanticActionMovies Hashtag War kicked us hard right in the love button. Remember to tune in tonight and see who got Tweet of the Day!
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Megabats! They may look scary but they are in fact harmless to humans.. pic.twitter.com/oMbSsDiKRK — Earth Pics (@Earth_Pics) January 19, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Earth_Pics
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Looking for that perfect "Congratulations on your baby/RIP our friendship" Hallmark card. — Nic Cage Match (@NicCageMatch) January 20, 2014 via http://twitter.com/NicCageMatch
I would've slept my way to the top years ago if it actually involved sleeping. — Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) January 20, 2014 via http://twitter.com/GloriaFallon123