Ladies!! The sexiest part of you taking off all your clothes before bed is when you take a few seconds and brush the crumbs off
Hey afternoon nap, don’t listen to that ungrateful brat. Come over here to me where you'll be loved and appreciated. — Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) January
When googling recipes for Boston cream pie, be sure to put a space between the latter two words, esp. if your mom is there —
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Here’s 10 of our fave #CheesyMovies tweets! Watch tonight to see which is Tweet of the Day!
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So far as I can tell, a proper funeral is 88% stories about Jesus, 12% whatever their name is who just died. — Sean (@SeanBlazed)
*steps out of clawfoot onto warm and luxuriously soft memory foam bathmat* *realizes it's a wet diaper* — Amanda Mancino (@Manda_like_wine) January 9, 2014 via http://twitter.com/Manda_like_wine
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Here’s 10 of our fave #RejectedBowlGames tweets from last night’s Hashtag War! Remember to check in tonight and see who our Tweet of the Day is!