I might eat more kale if it didn't come in jumbo-sized bundles that take up my whole fridge. No wait, I'm just making excuses. Fuck
When I under this styrofoam a coffee cup i am a phantom;; These pastry is as good as mine — birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) December 29, 2013
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Very Demotivational.
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FAIL Blog.
If you don't have a dog whistle you can just use two girls who haven't seen each other in a while saying hi. — Nic
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So Much Pun.
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