Putting a tattoo on your boob is like decorating a TV. — kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) December 5, 2013 via http://twitter.com/kellyoxford
Jimmy Fallon, Rashida Jones & Carrie Underwood Parody Katy Perry, Miley, Lorde.
Inappropriate Elf on a Shelf (18 pics) | Little White LionLittle White Lion.

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I have an hourglass figure in that everything's slowly moving down into my bottom half — Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) December 3, 2013 via http://twitter.com/nachosarah

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A tanning bed is a panini grill for sluts. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) December 2, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric