Taking a bath with someone starts off as a romantic idea that quickly turns into a soapy struggle. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 8, 2013
The Plan B pill should be chewable, because women who need them clearly don't know how to swallow. — Princess Anús (@Slashleen) November 7, 2013
I’ll bet Shaq never signs things “Love, Shaq” because the B52s pretty much ruined that for him. — Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) November 7, 2013 via
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@trevso_electric what about a Yoga Moms of Trader Joe's one? — Kevin Spooner (@SupernovaShock) November 7, 2013 via http://twitter.com/SupernovaShock
I would buy a Housewives Of Whole Foods calendar in a heartbeat. — Trevor S (@trevso_electric) November 7, 2013 via http://twitter.com/trevso_electric
A good way to win at board games is to poop NEXT to the board (most opponents will forfeit). Poop ON the board & you
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My grandma and I sat on each other's bad hearing sides and we're either talking about what dessert to get or fighting over states rights.