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Trick or treating is just a pub crawl for people who don't know about booze yet. — Thomas Lennon (@thomaslennon) October 27, 2013 via http://twitter.com/thomaslennon
Me: "I have my own podcast." My son: "You mean you have a microphone and a computer?" He gets it. — Scott Simpson (@scottsimpson) October 26,
I imagine death will be like sleeping but without my two-year-old son kneeing me in the back. — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 26, 2013 via
I love caramel apples but there has to be an easier way to eat caramel than off a gross apple. — Robin McCauley (@RobinMcCauley) October
If Beer Ads Were Forced to Be Honest – Beer Commercial Parody.