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"It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve!" Whatever. The point is, it was two people with contemporary American names. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) September
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Before you get mad, I’m a vegetarian. Just like Einstein. Also Hitler.
Know why they call it a pack of smokes? Because each one is like adding 25 wolves to your image, son. — Ceej (@ceejoyner) September
I feel terrible that my son is being bullied but I can't help myself he's such a nerd. — Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) September 6, 2013