Scarlett Johansson is engaged. And just like that I'm fine with bombing Syria. Bomb everywhere. I don't care anymore. — Tim Siedell (@badbanana) September 4,
1st day of school! For the 1st time in months, my wife and I can go in literally any room of the house and you-know-what!
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Sometimes being a good parent means hiding in the pantry & eating all of the Fudgsicles over the course of a day so the kids
Figured out I could get all my work done easily if I start now. Gonna take a few hours to congratulate myself on that then
What kind of horseshit world do I live in where no one is cooking me bacon right now? #Struggles #Obstacles #PrincessDiana #Holocaust #Bacon — Jenny
So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) September 1, 2013 via http://twitter.com/TheTweetOfGod
A lot of women are embarrassed about pooping but I'm actually really good at it — Alli Reed (@alliperson) September 1, 2013 via http://twitter.com/alliperson
the quickest way to a man's heart is to learn that there is no heart only a penis concentrate on that — Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah)
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