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How long does it usually take for Percocet to hobo reindeer — matt (@biorhythmist) August 28, 2013 via http://twitter.com/biorhythmist

Got peanut butter on my trackpad so now I know what a trackpad tastes like. — matt (@biorhythmist) August 28, 2013 via http://twitter.com/biorhythmist

Though I do not answer your tweets, know that I read them all, and that their kind words make Me wish I did not have