Don’t Ask What He Puts In His Granola


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from Funny & Stupid Customer Stories – Not Always Right.

(Pharmacy | SC, USA)

Pharmacy | SC, USA

(A customer comes in, and looks confused for several minutes.)

Me: “Sir, can I help you find something?”

Customer: “Where is the yogurt?”

Me: “All of our dairy products are in the cooler.”

Customer: “No, yogurt. You know, yogurt that you put under your arms.”

Me: “…you mean deodorant?”

Customer: “Yes, yogurt!”

Me: “…aisle four.”